Dear God...It's me, Donielle

Everyday I wake up and go through my typical routine:/ Shower, hair, make-up, get kids ready for school, make my husband's breakfast, carpool, Baby Deb time, housework, carpool, take the kids to whatever sport they are in for the season...Son is a football player & my oldest daughter takes competitive gymnastics for LSU....and let's not forget church in all that. So, I have decided to blog on my everyday moments just being me and needing that break...when you look up to the sky when you've just realized your gas light is on and your stuck in traffic, and say "Dear God...It's me, Donielle"......

Thursday, March 3, 2011


Okay, here I am.  I've thought about doing a blog for a while now, so since I always have something to say...I figured "Why the heck not"?...For people who know me...some may say I am mean..some may say I am sweet (well, maybe sweet isn't the just think that I do not put up with people's crap so I may come off harsh.  But, I am who I am...And after I hit 30 years old, I decided to stop allowing people to try and change me!!  Because I actually like who I am!  And if you don't...then so be it:(  

3/3/11 ~
To the woman with the zebra print pants (YES, THAT's RIGHT..I SAID ZEBRA PRINT PANTS!!)...I was not cutting in line in front of you at Target!!  I was simply getting my favorite pack of "Cherry Passion" tic tacs!  There was absolutely NO need in causing a scene the way that you did!  If you had just waited like 5 more seconds you would have realized that I was in the other lane (EXPRESS! 2 items) because I would of walked right back to it.  BUT NO!  You had to scream at me "THOSE LITTLE WHITE GIRLS JUST THINK THEY CAN DO WHATEVER THEY WANT!..YOUR NOT CUTTING IN FRONT OF ME LITTLE GIRL"  My reply was "Excuse me?  Are you talking to me?  Because I am just getting some tic tacs!"  She stopped and looked at me crazy...then I stared at her pants!!  I then realized that her thigh was bigger than by entire body!  It was one of those times when you have to decide which way your gonna take this situation!  Is is going to be the "High Road" or "Low Road".....??  After saying my little prayer to myself "Dear God...It's me, Donielle...Please let me not snap this woman's head off even though she could prolly eat me for dinner...Please keep my mouth shut!"  I took "High Road" after forcing the word vomit to come out..."Sorry Mam...just getting my tic tacs..I'm not cutting in line...My bad:/"...Ugh...Some women are just plain rude!!  And the pants..OMG!  Really???

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